Christmas is Coming

Christmas is a week away.

I don't like Christmas. I like when the family gets together and we have a couple drinks and joke around, that part is fun, but other that that it seems entirely too stressful to get through.

Today i took a trip during my lunch to Walmart to grab a couple things. I know the stores are crazy during this season so I figured during the middle of the day may be the best chance for me. i was incorrect, it was crazy in Walmart. This holiday was based in togetherness but as soon as you turn into a Walmart any kind of humanity is lost.

I saw two close calls when drivers where cutting one another off for parking spaces, and like holiday bells honking was nonstop. Getting into the store people are pushing through to the aisles and all sorts of things where on the ground from people carelessly picking through them.

The lines went on forever and every time a new teller opened a rush of people fighting for a closer spot waived through. i was actually glad that they where sold out of what i was looking for so I can leave earlier and not have to deal with this mess.

More and more I know i am right about my religious views. If Jesus was born today i would totally get him a PSP, forget that frankincense and Murr crap.