Tuesday, May 29, 2007

State in the Union

What is the deal with Pennsylvania?

I think out of all the states in the union Penn may be my least favorite and let me explain why.

1) It is Too Big. I dare anyone to name more than three things in Penn worth actually going to, Hersey park, Philly, and Pittsburgh. If you just said the Amish or the Poconos then you have never actually been to those places because in all reality they suck. And although I get a chuckle out of the town Intercourse it doesn't actually mean you are going to have intercourse. I say, take Penn, cut it into east and west, and then send all the criminals to the future fenced in West Pennsylvania.

2)The Roads suck. Every highway is always under construction, and they are SO long.

3)What area does it belong to? Where does it belong... it's not New England, it's not on a coast, it isn't Central America, where does it belong.

I don't know, maybe i shouldn't trash the state but it really sucked to drive through it this weekend, twice. I'm sorry Pennsylvania, but it was a LONG drive.

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